Author's note: Yeah, I know, weak, but that's kind of the point. I really wanted to establish the comic and really the website as a whole and didn't know how else to do it. I usually try to limit my text in the comics for precisely this reason (though I continue to overload all other text on the site). I actually can't remember what the original comic was right now... Artist's note: *shiver*...just awful... I keep wanting to replace some of these first comics but if I keep doing that I get stuck in a rut of just re-making everything. I finally decided that I would just leave these comics alone, despite how much I hate them, for the sake of progress.